amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

ionlyfollowbadblogs:

Turn ons: common sense

(Source: ionlyfollowbadblogs)


walking past your crush

(Source: dicksplit)


benjoyment:

48 Shades of Lightning 
Taken from last night’s thunderstorm.
(color hues are unretouched)

ocevns:

kinda want to eat healthy and exercise
kinda want to consume my body weight in ice cream

kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

(Source: kidspast)

natured:

I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper. 

netlfix:

legend has it theres life outside the internet

(Source: netlfix)

drarna:

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

(Source: neptunain)

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

(Source: vampiregrill)