I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper.
in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s
I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”
People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things
And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”
apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”
when you “accidentally” touch your crush’s butt